THE CONSTRUCTIVISTS ANNOUNCE SEASON NINE
Milwaukee’s visceral contemporary theatre company will return next season with three productions, including a Milwaukee Premiere, a World Premiere, and their beloved annual holiday tradition. Along with the next chapter of their celebrated play development series.

MILWAUKEE, WI — May 26, 2026 — The Constructivists are excited to announce their next season of programming. Season Nine spans two venues, featuring an immersive cult comedy co-presented with Cap n’ Glasses Studios, the fourth installment of their signature holiday event, a world premiere dark comedy created through the company’s own play development process, and the continued growth of their Under Construction Play Development Series.
“Season Nine is one built by this community,” said Artistic Director Jaimelyn Gray. “These are stories told by Milwaukee artists, developed with Milwaukee artists, and made for Milwaukee audiences. We’re proud of and amped for every single one of them.”
The Season includes the Milwaukee Premiere, and 15th Anniversary Production of 5 LESBIANS EATING A QUICHE, by Evan Linder and Andrew Hobgood, a co-production with Cap n’ Glasses Studios, A VERY DEADLY CONSTRUCTIVISTS HOLIDAY (WITH MUSIC!) 2026, and the World Premiere of THE GREAT CLEANSE, by Amber Regan. All tickets are $20 plus fees, with discounts available for artists, students, seniors, and military. The Under Construction reading is always FREE. No one is turned away for lack of funds — patrons in need of assistance are encouraged to contact boxoffice@theconstructivists.org.
5 LESBIANS EATING A QUICHE
By Evan Linder and Andrew Hobgood
With contributions by Sarah Gitenstein, Mary Hollis Inboden, Meg Johns, Thea Lux, Beth Stelling, and Maari Suorsa
Directed by Joe Lino
Featuring Kellie Wambold, Emily Harris, Anya Palmer, Aly Rader, and Bree Kazinski
October 8-24, 2026 | Pink’s Accessible Theater Home (PATH), 1104 Historic W. Mitchell St., Milwaukee
Thursdays–Saturdays at 8pm, Sundays at 4pm
It’s 1956, and the Susan B. Anthony Society for the Sisters of Gertrude Stein is gathered for their annual quiche breakfast. Then the atomic sirens sound. Winner of the 2012 NYC International Fringe Festival for Best Overall Production, 5 LESBIANS EATING A QUICHE is an immersive, audience-participatory comedy about identity, community, and what it means to finally stop pretending — set against the backdrop of Cold War paranoia and a very good egg dish.
Co-presented with Cap n’ Glasses Studios, the production will be helmed by close company friend Joe Lino in his directing debut.
A VERY DEADLY CONSTRUCTIVISTS HOLIDAY (WITH MUSIC!) — FOURTH ANNUAL
By Patrick Schmitz with Various Artists
Directed by Jaimelyn Gray
December 2026 | Studio Theater, Broadway Theatre Center, 158 N. Broadway, Milwaukee
Thursdays–Saturdays at 8pm, Sundays at 4pm
Your alternative holiday programming tradition, now in its fourth year! Four years. Somehow still going. A VERY DEADLY CONSTRUCTIVISTS HOLIDAY (WITH MUSIC!) returns this December with freshly ruined holiday songs, theatrical mayhem, and a body count that just keeps climbing. It’s a variety show! It’s a murder mystery! It’s a cry for help wrapped in tinsel! Whatever it is – it’s coming back. Arrive dressed for the holidays. Leave changed forever. Directed yet again by Artistic Director Jaimelyn Gray.
THE GREAT CLEANSE
A World Premiere by Amber Regan
Developed with Liz Ehrler, Kellie Wambold, Nicole McCarty, Emily Harris, Libby LaDue, and Kendra Krouth
Directed by Rebekah Farr
Spring 2027 | Studio Theater, Broadway Theatre Center, 158 N. Broadway, Milwaukee
Thursdays–Saturdays at 8pm, Sundays at 4pm
Six women. Sixty elementary schoolers. One cave field trip that was supposed to be perfectly manageable. When the world outside undergoes a sudden and total transformation, the group finds themselves with nowhere to go, no distractions left, and only each other — and sixty very energetic children — to reckon with. The Great Cleanse is a dark comedy about reinvention, identity, and what remains when women are finally forced to focus on themselves.
THE GREAT CLEANSE was developed through the Constructivists’ UNDER CONSTRUCTION PLAY DEVELOPMENT SERIES, which premiered a reading of the script earlier this year. Directed by Company Member Rebekah Farr.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION PLAY DEVELOPMENT SERIES — ONGOING
Now in its eighth year, the Constructivists’ Under Construction Play Development Series pairs playwrights with directors and actors for a development process culminating in a live audience reading. Past participants include works that have gone on to full production — including THE GREAT CLEANSE, which makes its World Premiere as part of Season Nine. Playwrights interested in submitting are encouraged to send 20 pages to Literary Manager Nate Press at submissions@theconstructivists.org.
About The Constructivists
The Constructivists are a 501(c)3 nonprofit theatre company based in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Now entering their ninth season, the company is committed to visceral, contemporary theatre that challenges its audiences and reflects the full complexity of human experience. Passionate theatre is the necessary catalyst for change.
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